HOUSE of BOOKS - A & C Black

A & C Black were Terry's first publishers back in 1977 and he is still writing for them 30 years later.

Terry Deary's very first book for children, 1978, "The Custard Kid"

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The A & C Black books

Great news for Terry's fans. Most of his funny fiction is being re-released in paperback - up to twenty years after it was written. The "Black Cats" series is aimed at seven to eleven year olds - or older readers with a daft sense of humour. Terry is also writing new fiction for A & C Black. The other titles are listed below .

A & C Black

In Spring 2003 a new fiction series was published - "Tudor Tales". Thrilling short stories, set in Tudor times, for younger readers.

The titles are .

THE PRINCE, THE COOK AND THE CUNNING KING A & C Black - Tudors 2003

THE THIEF, THE FOOL AND THE BIG FAT KING A & C Black - Tudors 2003

THE MAID, THE WITCH AND THE CRUEL QUEEN A & C Black - Tudors 2003

THE ACTOR, THE REBEL AND THE WRINKLED QUEEN A & C Black - Tudors 2003

 

 

In October 2004 look out for a new series of "Egyptian tales", fictional stories with a factual background, set in Ancient Egypt.

The titles are .

THE GOLD IN THE GRAVE

A tale of grave robbers after the treasure of Tutankhamen

THE PLOT ON THE PYRAMID

A tale about the pyramid builders and their cruel boss

THE MAGIC AND THE MUMMY

A tale about a young worker given the task of mummifying the dead king's cat

THE PHANTOM AND THE FISHERMAN

A tale of a young scribe, his evil teacher and a haunted house

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From: THE GOLD IN THE GRAVE

The water clock dripped. It was the second hour of the afternoon and time to go. Time to carry out the greatest robbery in the history of the world.

At least that was the idea. If we could rob the tomb of King Tutankhamen then we would be rich as kings. If we failed then our punishment would be horrible - so horrible it gave me nightmares.

I remembered big Kerpes telling me. "If they catch you they'll cut off your nose." He rubbed his own broken, flat nose. "If you are lucky."

"And if I am unlucky?" I asked.

"Then the new king Ay will have you crucified - nailed to the walls of Thebes city. He will show the world what happens to grave-robbers."

"I don't want to be nailed to the wall, Kerpes," I whispered.

"Then don't get caught," he grunted.

There were four of us in the room. Four grave robbers. And we had the perfect plot.

They had been burying kings in Egypt for thousands of years. Burying them with gold and jewels to spend in the afterlife. And people had been robbing those kings for thousands of years, to spend the fortunes in this life. Kings were buried in pyramids to guard their gold. It didn't work.

No one used pyramids any more. They were too easy to rob. Now the kings were buried in tombs. Deep in the rocky cliffs near Thebes. There was only one way in - and that was guarded.

But Old Antef was the master-thief, the greatest tomb robber in the world. "I have saved a lot of money," he said. "Now I am going to risk it all to win the biggest prize of all. And you are going to help me." He chuckled and showed his black and yellow stumps of teeth. We had the perfect plot and now it was time to begin.

2007 Update

Terry's latest series, "Greek Tales", is now in the shops and libraries. Look out for these exciting historical tales fro 7 to 11 year olds ...

 

THE BOY WHO CRIED HORSE 2007

THE TORTOISE AND THE DARE  2007

THE TOWN MOUSE AND THE SPARTAN HOUSE   2007

THE LION’S SLAVE  2007

 

2008 update

Terry will be publishing four "Roman Tales" - see the webside for details.

 

THE LOST LEGION OF ROME   2008

THE CAPTIVE CELT IN ROME  2008

THE FATAL FIRE OF ROME 2008

THE GRUESOME GHOST OF ROME  2008

 

THE CUSTARD KID

A & C Black - Crackers 1978
A & C Black - Black Cats
re-issued as £4.99 paperback October 2001

Book 1 in the "Custard Kid and Calamity Kate" series

"A cowboy limped into Deadwood Town. He was as thin as rain water and the soles of his boots were even thinner ." When the Custard Kid hits town, all manner of mayhem follows, especially when he meets the hurricane with red hair and a blue-and-white checked dress known as Calamity Kate. Both are waiting for the stagecoach bound for Hollywood, but will either of them ever get on it? This light-hearted western is full of action and humour.

Terry says .

When I wrote "Custard Kid" I had no idea I'd go on to publish another 120 books in the UK and 250 worldwide in 29 countries. "Custard Kid" will always have a warm place in my heart because it was my first children's book. It is amazing to think it is still being read 23 years after I wrote it - and 25 years after I brought Custard to life as a character in a play.

£4.99

CALAMITY KATE

A & C Black - Crackers 1980
A & C Black - Black Cats
re-issued as £4.99 paperback October 2001

Book 2 in the "Custard Kid and Calamity Kate" series

"Today's scene," began the director, "begins when the villain of the story, played by Abel Sourgrape here, pushes poor Daphne, played by you, into a fast-flowing, crocodile-infested river …"
Calamity Kate is at large on the set of a Hollywood movie where she, her friend the Custaerd Kid, Otto Premiere and the Warmer Sisters all tangle with a series of strange accidents and corny jokes. Who let a crocodile loose in the swimming pool? Who wrecked the brakes on the circular saw and who is the man with the bushy beard?

Terry says …

"Calamity Kate" was NOT the second book I wrote for children. It was the third. The second was called "The King of Tarantulus". I sent it to the "Custard Kid" publisher and they turned it down. I sent it to other publishers and it was turned down time and again … and again … and again. When it was rejected for the 73rd time I suddenly realised … This book is rubbish! I stopped trying to get it published and wrote "Calamity Kate" as a follow-up to "Custard Kid". It was accepted first time. And somewhere, buried in my attic, the "King of Tarantulus" is gathering 20 years of dust and spiders.

£4.99

GHOST TOWN

A & C Black - Crackers 1992
A & C Black - Black Cats
re-issued as £4.99 paperback October 2001

Book 3 in the "Custard Kid and Calamity Kate" series

"Ghost Town?" the shabby cowboy gasped. "Nobody in their right mind would live in Ghost Town." Kate shrugged. "Sid the Kid does. Nice man. He lets me have the room in the old saloon for next to nothing."
Sid the Kid is NOT a nice man. He is also dead. Calamity Kate is singing her way round the bars of the old Wild West, followed not far behind by the fearsome Big Bart. When Sid the Kid and Big Bart join forces to rob the mail train Kate's life is in danger …"

Terry says …

After publishing about twenty books I went back to Custard and Kate and wrote a book about what happened to them BEFORE they met in "Custard Kid" - so this could be the third in the series - or it could be the first! The plot is one of the trickiest I've ever tried but I think it works and the tension builds to a wacky climax … I hope!

£4.99

THE TREASURE OF CRAZY HORSE

A & C Black - Crackers 1990
A & C Black - Black Cats
re-issued as £4.99 paperback October 2001

No one ever bothered the Cactus Kid. Not until I met that pesky girl. Let me tell you about her. As I recall, it all began around high noon in the bar-room of the Dirty Shame Saloon …
That "pesky girl" is Sally Starr. The Cactus Kid boasts that he is the toughest cowboy in the whole Wild West. But when he and Sally Starr set out on a treasure hunt across the Parch desert, it's often Sally's brains that save the day.

Terry says …

You can tell this book came a long time after the "Custard Kid books. The characters are much harder and the jokes a bit nastier - after all, this was written just two years before I started writing the really nasty Horrible Histories series. It also gave me a chance to create a really strong girl character, Sally. She's one of my favourites - but she'd scare the hell out of me if I met her in real life.

£4.99

THE JOKE FACTORY

A & C Black - Crackers 1991
A & C Black - Black Cats
re-issued as £4.99 paperback May 2002

Step inside the ring and you will have your every wish!
When Sharon's dad doers as the genie says and steps inside the ring, he disappears in a dazzling flash. Sharon and her mum want him back, but first they have to find him.

Terry says …

Writers have almost no control over where their books are sold, It's always great to have foreign translations of your books - even though you don't understand a word. But writers don't usually have much contact with foreign sales. So imagine the shock I got when I discovered "The Joke Factory" sold 40,000 copies in Italy. Even a best-selling Horrible Histories title only sells 50,000 a year in the UK. Why is "Joke Factory" such a hit in Italy? I haven't a clue.

£4.99

THE WISHING WELL GHOST

A & C Black - Crackers 1983
A & C Black - Black Cats
re-issued as £4.99 paperback May 2002

Billy swung round. The sound had come from behind him - from the opposite corner of the garden. But it couldn't have done … there was nothing there!
When Billy decides to investigate the well in the garden he makes a new friend with extraordinary powers. But will she be able to outwit the evil Quintus Quigley?

Terry says …

I was teaching Drama when I wrote this book. The only time I had for writing was during school holidays. So I wrote very quickly. I remember this book took me about two days to write. I've met writers who say they've taken 12 years to write a book. I usually take a month to do a Horrible Histories title. But "Wishing Well Ghost" is close to my favourite. And I wrote it with very little idea how it would finish. I thought it was a great title … but hadn't a clue what the story was about. I just started writing it one morning and finished it the next day. I wish everything in life were that easy.

£4.99

A WITCH IN TIME

A & C Black - Comets 1986
A & C Black - Black Cats
re-issued as £4.99 paperback May 2002

Ellie sank onto the altar steps. She wrapped her thin arms around the black book. "Perhaps they're right, then," she whispered. "Perhaps I really am a witch!"
Ellie and Sharon meet in the old church. Sharon is hiding the school bullies, but Ellie is hiding from a witchcraft trial - a trial from hundreds of years ago …

Terry says …

Fans always ask, "What's your favourite book that you wrote?" And I used to say "A Witch in Time." But then the book went out of print for a long time so there was no point in telling people "Witch" was my favourite book - but they couldn't read it! Now it's back in print I am thrilled. Of course, back in 1986 I knew very little about history because I am not an historian. So I made a glaring error in this story. Ellie who lives in an English village is threatened with being burned as a witch. What I NOW know is that the English did NOT burn witches, they hanged them. They only burned them in Scotland and in Europe. Never mind - I still love the book to bits.

£4.99

THE GHOSTS OF BATWING CASTLE

A & C Black - Crackers 1988
A & C Black - Black Cats
re-issued as £4.99 paperback May 2002

"This is it! Batwing Castle. And the treasure can only be found once every ten years or so, when the full moon falls on Friday the thirteenth," he said softly. "That's tonight."
Molly and Wilkin T Wilkins are both after the treasure, but can they escape being caught forever in the time trap?

Terry says …

I knew I wanted to write a ghost story about a cowardly ghost. And I knew one of the ghost hunters would be a really rich, posh, snobbish evil kid (cos I hate rich, posh snobbish kids!) But I didn't have a name for the castle. I asked my daughter what the castle should be called and she said, "Batwing". Not bad, considering she was just three years old at the time! Of course she is now over twenty and at university. She's forgotten that she gave me that great title. Please don't remind her or she'll want paying!!!

£4.99

THE LAMBTON WORM

A & C Black - Crackers 1981
Out of print - try your local library for an old copy.

A Humorous re-telling of old Durham legend.

Terry says …

My third book, but not my best book so I'm not too unhappy that it's out of print. Sometimes writers get too clever for their own good. In "Lambton Worm I was trying to paint wonderful pictures with words (pause while I vomit at the thought) and as a result the plot dragged a bit. Still, it sold in the USA. Goodness knows what they made of it.

Out of print

THE WINDMILL OF NOWHERE

A & C Black - Crackers 1984
Out of print - try your local library for an old copy.

A comedy adventure for junior children

Terry says …

After 17 years I can still remember the "poetic" opening lines. "Nobody lived in Nowhere. There was no place left to live. Only the empty Nowhere Inn. Deserted, nobody in." Definitely over the top. After a couple of pages the story settles down to a funny adventure but the editors should never have let me get away with that opening page.

Out of print

THE DREAM SELLER

A & C Black - Comets 1988
Out of print - try your local library for an old copy.

An adventure for Junior children

Terry says …

A very clever book. It's an adventure story but with a strong "theme" about how people can become addicted to a pleasure; the people who control the pleasure can then control the lives of the addicts. In this case the characters become addicted to television - do you know anyone like that??? Interesting idea. Maybe I'll offer it for publication somewhere else.

Out of print

The story behind the books

These were Terry Deary's first books. In 1975 he became a professional actor, and part of his job was performing plays in schools. The plays the theatre company had to perform were pretty poor - well, rubbish really! So they started writing their own. terry seemed to have a knack for scripting them so the other actors let him get on with it.
But, after a successful tour of "The Custard Kid" the costumes were packed away and the stories disappeared. Terry wanted Custard to "live on" a bit longer so he turned the play into a book and sent it off to publishers. Publishers sadly failed to see his talent and 23 turned it down. The 24th accepted and "The Custard Kid" became his first book!
These hardback books sold slowly in schools and libraries over the years. But the great news is they are being released again in paperback after more than 20 years! But the age doesn't matter - - the jokes were already a thousand years old when Terry wrote the books! The stories are as much fun as ever. Aged 7 - 11? Give them a go.

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From "The Treasure of Crazy Horse"

Chapter 1 - The Cactus kid

My name is Cactus … the cactus Kid, they call me round these parts. And I'm the toughest cowboy in the wild, wild west.
Just like my old Dad. Why, he was so tough, he used to chew the heads off rattlesnakes, just for fun. Then one day he chewed the wrong end; the angry snake turned round and bit him.
Poor old Dad!
So, Ma was left to bring me up. She worked sixteen hours a day as the town blacksmith. In her spare time she made a few extra dollars in "The Dirty Shame saloon". She would wrestle grizzly bears to entertain the customers. One night she was beating the hide off an old grizzly when the bear cheated; it drew a gun and shot her.
Poor old Ma.
So I became an orphan at the tender age of ten. I grew up tough and I grew up angry. I had the prickliest temper in town: that's why they used to call me cactus. And the name sort of stuck … like one of Ma's flapjacks in the pan. She never could cook. Poor old Ma!
I learned to draw a gun faster than the beat of a bluebird's wing, to shoot straighter than a sunbeam and to stick to the back of a horse tighter than a flea with teeth. By the time I was thirteen, I was feared in sad Gulch Town more than a black-widow spider.
No one ever bothered the Cactus Kid. Not until I met that pesky girl. Let me tell you about her.
As I recall, it all began around high noon in the bar-room of The Dirty Shame Saloon …

Did you know …

When Terry's theatre company performed "Custard Kid" in a small Welsh village school there were infants as young as 5 in the audience - even though it was written for 7+. The children sat on the brightly polished floor of the school hall to watch.
One little 5 year-old girl was really excited by the play. Soon a large puddle appeared on the floor under the girl. She was so excited she'd wet herself!
Terry and the actors just carried on … and acted around the pool of pee.

Hot Off The Press

Terry's first new children's fiction for A & C Black in almost 10 years! Using his knowledge of history that he got from writing non-fiction, he has created a new and scary look at the story of the Christians who were thrown to the lions in Rome.

THE LION'S DEN

A & C Black - Black Cats

Hardback May 2002 £8.99
Paperback October 2002 £4.99

"Dear Uncle Paul, Today I'm going to be eaten by a lion. They tell me it will be quick …"
Agnes and her fellow Christians sit in their cell, waiting to be thrown to the lions. Cass, the young trainee lion-keeper is in charge today. Little does he know what a complicated day it is going to be …

Terry says …

Thanks to Horrible Histories I am known as a non-fiction author. In fact it's far more enjoyable writing fiction. So "The Lion's den" is a chance for me to keep my history fans happy and, at the same time, keep myself happy by writing it in story form. The background to the story, Christians eaten by lions in the Colosseum, was very carefully researched and some of the characters are based on real people. Hopefully readers will get the best of both worlds - fascinating facts and a terrific tale. And, hopefully, it could lead to a new career for me writing historical fiction for juniors.

£8.99
Hardback

£4.99
Paperback

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Miriam sat in the corner of the cell. She was old enough to be Agnes's mother. Her waving hair was long and tangled and wild as a thorn bush.
She sat next to old Balbus (who was old enough to be Agnes's grandfather), a man with eyes as pale as water and white-feather hair. Miriam took a scrap of paper from the old man's trembling hands and her eager eyes raced across the words.
"What is it?" Agnes asked.
"It's a miracle! It's the work of brother Balbus here!" Miriam told her.
"But what is it?" Miriam asked. "An escape plan?"
"No! It's a hymn!"
"Him? Who's him?"
"Brother Balbus's hymn, a hymn of praise! Brother Balbus wants us to learn it and sing it when we go out to face the lions. We will march out, heads held high and happy! Show the people we aren't afraid to die!" the woman went on excitedly.
"But I am afraid to die!" Agnes said quietly.
"This will give you courage," Miriam told her, waving the paper. "Look. Let's practise together." Miriam's strong but tuneless voice rang out like a bell struck against the cool, damp walls of the cell. Agnes joined in with a softer, trembling tone while Balbus warbled to a different tune altogether …

All things bright and wonderful,
All creatures like the lion.
All things cruel and terrible
We ain't afraid of dyin'

But if you're listening, lion,
We have a nice suggestion,
Don't you eat us Christians
Or you'll get indigestion!

All things bright and wonderful,
We are your daily bread.
But if you eat us Christians
You won't get into Heaven when you're dead.

By Balbus the Brave

Miriam sighed. "Oh, brother Balbus, what a great Christian, you are."
"A great Christian," Agnes echoed.
Miriam went on, "Oh, brother Balbus, what a great man you are!"
"A great man!"
"Oh, brother Balbus, what a great scholar you are!"
"A great scholar … but a rotten poet," Agnes shrugged.
Miriam glared at her, "That's unkind, sister Agnes. You should not be preparing yourself for Heaven by being so unkind."
Miriam shook her head. "I just meant, it sounds to me as if brother Balbus doesn't want to die! You want the lion to eat us, sister Miriam … Balbus's hymn says he doesn't. Who am I supposed to believe?"
Miriam turned to the old man and shook the paper under his nose, "You … want … the … lion … to… eat … us?" she shouted.
Balbus showed pink gums in a toothless smile. "I'm not lying?"
"Not lying … lion!" Miriam shouted.
"Dying? Yes lion dying to eat us!" Balbus nodded.
Miriam sighed. "Deaf as a duck's toe-nail!"

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