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Eat like a Norman

The Norman recipes we have are not very detailed. If you want to taste Norman-type food then you have to work a lot of it out for yourself - how much to put in each mixture and how long to cook it.
Here's a Norman dish you may like to try. It was probably eaten by the rich Normans and not their poor peasant farmers. If it doesn't work very well then have a cat or dog handy to help you eat it.

Nasty Norman pasty

You need:

  • Meat
  • Eggs
  • Cheese
  • Pastry

To make:

Boil the meat in a pan of water till it is cooked.
Make pastry and roll it out
Chop up the cooked meat, beat the eggs and grate the cheese then stir them together.
Make the mixture into balls about the size of apples
Wrap each ball in pastry
Bake in a hot oven till the pastry is golden brown
To serve:
Place on a wooden plate and eat with a knife and fingers.

It shouldn't kill you … though it is best to remember: the Normans ate this and they are all dead!
For more Nasty Norman fun facts read Horrible Histories - Stormin' Normans.

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